Jason Dufner will win The Tour Championship.
— Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) September 13, 2012
Jason Dufner 3-time winner on the PGA Tour.
Freshly aware of his destiny, Dufner's first response to next weekend's victory was coveted by the Golf press and I am proud to exclusively report his reaction:
@obamuh @normmacdonald naw feels good. Should I go? Or is the check in the mail. Could use the rest before cup week
— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) September 14, 2012
UPDATE: Thanks to @NormMacdonald and OpieRadio for linking to my story!