EXCLUSIVE: Jason Dufner - Unburdened By Destiny

Legendary comedian Norm McDonald has quickly become a bookie's saboteur while hypnotizing the Golf world (and indeed the rest) with masterful sessions of exploration and cold reason, arriving invariably at models of ordained futures. Only a few short days ago he predicted Rory McIlroy's victory at the BMW Championship down to the stroke at -20. Rightly so, his knowledge of next weekend's Tour Championship has been highly sought after and he has delivered this evening...a full 10 days ahead of schedule:

Jason Dufner will win The Tour Championship.
— Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) September 13, 2012

 Jason Dufner 3-time winner on the PGA Tour.

Freshly aware of his destiny, Dufner's first response to next weekend's victory was coveted by the Golf press and I am proud to exclusively report his reaction:

@obamuh @normmacdonald naw feels good. Should I go? Or is the check in the mail. Could use the rest before cup week
— Jason Dufner (@JasonDufner) September 14, 2012

Congratulations.

UPDATE: Thanks to @NormMacdonald and OpieRadio for linking to my story!