Big Trouble In Little Weiner

Well, considering Rep. Weiner just dashed any reservations about his guilt, it's time to talk cock:

IF WEINER IS THE MODEL:

1) He had every intention of cheating, and has likely done so before.
2) He lied to his constituents, his state, and his country for at least 3 days.

IF NOT:

1) Weiner shopped for wangs and found one he liked.

2) Weiner 'contractually' could not cheat.
3) His wife believes him.
4) His mom believes him.
5) Rahm believes him.
6) He lied to his constituents, his state, and his country for at least 3 days.

I don't think he sends this picture unless someone is expecting it. You don't just hope some girl doesn't ruin your career. It's possible he was in a blind heat and couldn't help himself, but I doubt it.